I Am A Wealthy Man With A Question About My Will?

My wife doesn't laugh at my jokes. My daughter hogs the remote. In fourteen years, my son has NEVER cleaned his room. Can I put it in my will that instead of getting anything they have to burn my fortune in the fireplace and watch it burn and think about what they've done? I have an alternate idea where I make them buy a golden sarcophagus and build me a tomb and whatever is left I want buried with me like I'm a Pharaoh. Which do you think is better and if I get it all worked out with my lawyer now, can I make sure that this definitely happens?